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13 posts categorized "Humor"

How To Get Coffee


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Courtesy of toothpastefordinner.com

Posted at 07:22 PM in Humor | | Comments (0)

Work: 12% Mon, 5% Fri

Funny. And probably not too far from reality.

 

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Posted at 01:23 PM in Humor | | Comments (0)

I Tried To Crash The Super Bowl. Don't Act Like You're Not Impressed.

So, with the Ravens now out *sigh* I can focus on one of my favorite parts of the Super Bowl: Commercials. KNOWWHATIMSAYING?!!?!?
We all know enough about the culture of SB commercials, so I won't bore you with post about that.
I will however, bore you with a post about my attempt at "Crashing The Super Bowl" with a commercial about 5 years ago. 
Myself and two friends got together and created the following entry into that Doritos contest; they still do the contest today, in case you've been living under a rock. Or not caring.
Although we did quite well in the fan-fav department [top 20 on votes] we did not win. But we had a blast making them. Especially hanging in the bar. 
Credits to: Me, Ryan Schemmel, and Matt McDermott
Enjoy.

 

 

Posted at 01:29 PM in Humor, Inspiration, Social Media | | Comments (1)

Social Media Explained. With Pee.

Social Media Explained

Yup; that's pretty much it.

Posted at 10:22 AM in Humor, Marketing, Social Media | | Comments (6)

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife [Funny Image]

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Posted at 04:45 PM in Humor | | Comments (0)

Shocking twist: This turtle is not angry after all!

Turtle is not angry

LMAO!!

Posted at 08:11 AM in Humor | | Comments (0)

I am influential about pudding

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This was third in a list of five things. That's either a good thing or a TOTALLYAWESOME thing.

Posted at 04:42 PM in Humor | | Comments (0)

Everyday, backwards



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Posted at 04:32 PM in Humor, Original Tweets | | Comments (0)

Because this is awesome

 

I'm just going to go ahead and believe this is real. It's better that way.

Posted at 12:01 PM in Humor | | Comments (0)

The Les Paul Google Doodle cost the world $268MM

Les paul google doodle
According to an article on SearchEngineJournal.com the Les Paul Google Doodle cost the world $268,000,000 in productivity loss. 
The stats are:
The average person spent 26 seconds.
There were 740,000,000 page views. 
That's 10,700,000 hours of making tunes.
At $25.00 per hour that is ~$268,000,000.
Pretty darn impressive. 
Now add in all the facebooking, hallway conversations, personal emailing, phone calls and texting that employees do...
That's right, it's one hundred ga-billion trillion dollars in lost productivity. 
Oh well. It's fun though.

Posted at 04:58 PM in Employee Management, Humor | | Comments (1)

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